1. Fahrenheit 9/11
Michael Moore, need I say Moore? See what I did there? What a douche, I hate this guy almost as much as the terrorists who flew into the twin towers. What kind of person releases a movie to make profit on an issue such as 9/11? A worthless human being.
2.Battle for Haditha
This movie made me sick to my stomach. It represented our troops in Iraq as bloodthirsty civilian executioners. My uncle Mark served over in Iraq recently and this movie made me angrier than any other movie I've seen. To represent people who put their lives on the line for their country (I don't care if you support or oppose the war in Iraq, they're still sacrificing for YOU) as this movie did is beyond deplorable. I actually took the time to write an email to the company that produced it. Absolutely sickening.
3.Toys
Robin Williams is normally a decent comedic actor. Mrs. Doubtfire is a classic. But wow is this movie terrible. I can't believe I finished it without stabbing my eyes out.
4.Twilight
What has our world come to? Vampires AND werewolves are not meant to be in a love triangle! WHY RUIN SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT LIKE VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES. I was forced to watch this with a few friends of mine. Normally watching movies with friends makes them better. But even they couldn't bring this up from a 1/5 star (which btw is the lowest rating you can put).
5.Teeth
Hahaha I remember watching this one 2 years ago. It's about a woman who uhhh evolves when she is sexually assaulted. First of all OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING. Second of all evolution does not occur within one life of an individual creature. Third of all WTF?????
6.The Happening
Mark Wahlberg is absolutely terrible in this movie. His acting makes me want to go into acting, because if he can get paid millions of dollars for that poor ass performance I could too. Not only that but the plot is terrible. It is so insanely illogical that I almost threw my face through my TV screen. Like Teeth, things don't just spontaneously evolve.
7.GI Jane
Awww women have it soooo hard. This movie is such a stereotype. I hate it because of it. Women in the military are discriminated against, but come on.
8.Snakes on a Plane
Horrible concept. I have been worried about spoilers while writing these things, however the concept is right in the title, so we're good. Samuel L. Jackson got sucked into this one. Why is it that movies alter the behavior of every animal species in existence? If you've seen the FX version when they dub Jackson's lines it makes you laugh your ass off.
9.Disaster Movie
Normally I like these sorts of movies that make fun of other movies, especially horror movies. Scary Movie is a good example of such a movie. However, Disaster Movie is well...a disaster. Its jokes and attempts at humor are horrible. There was nothing good about this movie.
10.Starship Troopers 2
Sequels tend to ruin the movie series. This is no exception, Starship Troopers is on my top 25 movie list, Starship Troopers 2 is on my worst 25 list. They should have left it at the excellent sci-fi movie it was and moved on.
11.2012
This movie is another bandwagon movie following the "Day After Tomorrow" template. Like many other movies that make this list it has the unbelievable events such as a limo being used as a sports car, and a small plane being able to maneuver like an F-16.
12.Outpost
Why did I watch this? Reading the description while writing this list made me wonder that. A movie about Nazi ghosts is guaranteed to be terrible. Guess what? It was! I want my hour and a half back, please.
13.Alien Invasion Arizona
Again, it was a horrible idea to watch this movie. Looking at the title, production company, list of actors one could figure out how poorly done this movie will be. However, I've got a soft spot for sci-fi movies. This movie took a human, dressed him in a poorly constructed costume, and sped up the film to make him look super fast. Insta-1 starred.
14.Bring it On
The first of an overly produced line of terrible movies. A cheerleader rivalry movie is already starting out on a bad foot. And if they don't have a bitch fight or mud wrestling then it's doomed to get a 1/5 star rating.
15.Speed
...a bus with a bomb that can't drop below a certain speed. Kind of a cool concept right? Nope, not at all. Apparently the laws of physics are worthless in this movie. Not to mention Keanu Reeves is in it.
16.Paul-Blart: Mall Cop
Another highly mainstream movie that failed to live up to its promises. It wasn't funny, and what's the point of a comedy if it's not funny?
17.The Dead One
Cheaply made movie. The guy who plays Fez from that 70s show is the main actor. The concept is pretty stupid, and they take it to a whole new level.
18.Eight Legged Freaks
I'm not sure how popular this movie was back in the day, but I hope it bombed. Creature features tend to be terrible, and this movie is no exception. And what is it with doomsday movies and going to malls?
19.Legally Blonde
Another one of these "women have it so hard" movies. Shut up already, there are many successful women and the field of law is no exception.
20.Dude, Where's my Car
I hope I really don't have to explain why this movie is on here.
21.The Day After Tomorrow
If you've read my top 25 list (which I hope you have) then you'll know that movies that are scientifically/historically accurate they're almost guaranteed to get a decent rating. These sort of movies piss me off because it fuels the fire to the global warming phenomenon of our era. The effects of global warming aren't instantaneous as this movie suggests. Pretty much all of the "science" in this movie is terribly off.
22.Burn After Reading
I don't get this movie and its popularity. I thought it was terrible. The jokes weren't funny, and the plot was horrendous.
23.9 Dead
Normally I like these sorts of thrillers, where a bunch of people need to figure out why they're in the situation they're in. It's something Saw started, and executed very well (to a point). However, some just fail to produce. This is one of them
24.1408
This movie is ridiculous. The concept is strange to say the least, and John Cusack bothers me.
25.War of the Worlds
This is a remake of a classic sci-fi movie that was originally a radio broadcast. It's been redone for a reason, it's a great plot. It's unfortunate that it's on this list, for I enjoyed the plot and the effects. But, Tom Cruise AND Dakota Fanning are in it. Tom Cruise is a nut (scientology and his Opera outburst) and Dakota Fanning is always terribly annoying.
